RADIO CHECK ??!!!

M40-25: "M40-05, say altitude."

M40-05: "ALTITUDEEEE!!!"

M40-25: "M40-05, say airspeed."

M40-05: "AIRSPEEDDD!!"

M40-25: ""M40-05,Power Off and come to me A.S.A.P..

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M40-05: "??????"

M40-05 : "M40-25,this is M40-05,request for radio check"

M40-25  : "roger" 

M40-05  : "Radio Check 1 2 3 4.. 4 3 2 1..how do you read me?" 

M40-25  : "Say again, I can't hear you coz there a some darn horn 

                       blaring in my ear!" 

M40-05  : "Radio Check 1 2 3 4.. 4 3 2 1..how do you read me?" 

M40-25  : "Say what, I can't understand you" 

M40-05  : "..... aw shit."  

Tower: "Mike40-05 climb four thousand to six thousand and maintain."

BuluS  : "Mike40-05, climbing flight level 100."

Tower: "Mike40-05, climb to flight level 60 and maintain."
BuluS  : "But four plus six is ten, isn't it?"
Tower: "You should climb, not ADD up."

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